Jul 25th / 258,836 notes †

Anonymous said: I've heard you have a cool friend with the first initial c. I heard he's pua wikid lush n mint as owt. Am I right?

bit of a dirty minded fucker really..

Jul 24th / 2 notes †

Anonymous said: I'm lesbian. Ur hawt. Let is lesbian u up

there’ll be none of that petal.

Jul 24th / 1 note †
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Anonymous said: are you a lesbian?

No anon, no i am not.

Jul 24th / 1 note †

asfghdghdx

Jul 24th / 380 notes †

 “May you not rest, as long as I am living. You said I killed you - haunt me, then !” - Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

Jul 24th / 961 notes †

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

Jul 24th / 127,373 notes †

Anonymous said: Do you have Instagram ?

nah.

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catsbeaversandducks:

Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.
Photo/caption via Reddit

catsbeaversandducks:

Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.

Photo/caption via Reddit

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