Anonymous said: I've heard you have a cool friend with the first initial c. I heard he's pua wikid lush n mint as owt. Am I right?
bit of a dirty minded fucker really..
Anonymous said: I'm lesbian. Ur hawt. Let is lesbian u up
there’ll be none of that petal.
Anonymous said: are you a lesbian?
No anon, no i am not.
“May you not rest, as long as I am living. You said I killed you - haunt me, then !” - Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
Anonymous said: Do you have Instagram ?